Jokes
Many thanks for all the jokes you have been sending in. Here are some of them:
J Begley: “Why did the blind penguin cross the road?” “To get to the birds eye shop!”
Charlotte: “What do you call two boys with drums on there head?” “Tom Tom!”
Marcus: “Whats white and goes upwards?” ”A confused snowflake!”
Helen: “What do you call a chicken in a shellsuit?” “An Egg!”
Umar: “Where do penguins go to dance?” “The snow ball!”
Alice: “what’s red and goes beep beep?” “A strawberry in a traffic jam!”
Steph: “What did the 0 say to the 8?” “Nice belt!”
Yasmin: “There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those who don’t!”
Kelvin: “What do you do with a dead chemist?” “Barium!”
Chris: ”Three statisticians go shooting. One shoots to the left, the other shoots to the right and the third shouts ‘We’ve hit him’!”
Greg: “Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?” “They don’t like Wales!”
Georgia: “Tan x, Sin xand Cos x are having a party. They are all having fun but e^x is on it’s own in a corner. So they are all like ‘e^x, why are you on your own?’ e^x says ‘well I tried to integrate but nothing happened’!”
Emma: ”Why are polar bears white?” “I don’t snow!”
“Why don’t polar bears eat penguins?” “They can’t get through the wrappers!”
Debra: “Jim and Edna are mental patients, one day Jim jumps in the pool and stays on the bottom. Edna dives in and saves him. The director calls Edna into his office and says ‘Edna, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that we are releasing you as you are obviously sane saving anothers life. The bad news is that unfortunately Jim hanged himself in the bathroom’. ‘No’ said Edna ‘that is where I put him to dry!’”
November 18th, 2007 at 5:12 pm
Hi Ruth,
It has been great reading your blog each day, it all sounds very exciting. A question for you, will you always be in tents or do you get to live in a building of any kind during your stay? I thought that you would life in a building but go out sometimes sleep overnight in the tents to do your field work.
A few jokes now! 1. What did the sea say to the iceberg? A. Nothing it just waved. 2. What do penguins wear on their heads. A. An ice cap. 3. What do female penguins get for Chrsitmas. A. Fish net stockings. 4. How do Antarctic penguins decide who goes to fish? A. Flipper coin. Take care, Marina
November 20th, 2007 at 5:52 am
“what time is it when a elephant sits on your fence?” “time to get a new fence” sorry its so rubbish thanks for the mention……..
November 23rd, 2007 at 8:58 am
WHAT DO SEA MONSTERS LIKE TO EAT? FISH AND SHIPS. FROM UMAR
wHATS FULL OF HOLES BUT CAN STILL HOLD WATER? A SPONGE. FROM MRS.CAMILLIN
HOW DOES A DOG STOP A VIDEO RECORDER? HE PRESSES THE PAWS BUTTEN. FROM FAYSAL.
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHICH END OF A WORM IS ITS HEAD? TICKLE IT AND SEE WHICH END LAUGHS. FORM FAYSAL
WHAT DO GET IF YOU CROSS A BICYCLE WITH A CHEMICAL? BIKE CARBONATE OF SODA. FROM MR BOWES.
November 30th, 2007 at 9:10 am
What did the sea say to the iceberg?
Nothing it just waved
November 30th, 2007 at 9:12 am
What did the little penguins say when their dad brings home fish for dinner?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
November 30th, 2007 at 9:18 am
George: Heya!! random joke…. Two guys walk into a bar Ouch!! ??
See any unusual animals yet? Anyway Byeee
Elliot:hi hows it going,have you tried to make a igloo? and have u seen a penguin? Byyeeeeeeeeee
December 7th, 2007 at 9:40 am
“Knock Knock?”
“Who’s there?”
“Cliff”
“Cliff who?”
“Cliff Richard! HAHAHAHA!!!”
“Thats not funny!”
“Well would’nt it be hilarious if Cliff Richar turned up at your door?”